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Boardbitch

A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.
The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...

An alternative form of spelling is @boardbitch@.
(Troll): You can't defeat The Little Red Notebook!
Member: Really (troll), can't you do better?
Mod: No, that's about par for our boardbitch
by JustPassingBy November 8, 2008
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blogariah

A person who has a blog that is read by very few people, perhaps only by the author himself.
He spends a lot of time writing for his blog, but his lack of interesting material has left him a blogariah.
by cmsb705 December 9, 2008
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Someone with a magic board, magic meow mix and a magic beat.
Skateboard Mc is a real board banger cause he got the beat in the system and let the bass hum.
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boarst

"mi hart iz yourz 2 fill or boarst"
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Boarding a sinking ship

Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.
"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"

"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"
by Anonymous Model September 21, 2009
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Board the U.S.S. Maine

A person or event that is acting or becoming weird in an inappropriate setting.
Marc definitely was on board the U.S.S. Maine when he went to the networking event wearing a clown suit.
by RememberTheME June 1, 2011
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boardskate

I DOES THE BOARDSKATE
by KRAZYM8 January 6, 2015
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