Blue Blumpkin

A blumpkin in a porta-john.

That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.

by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018

Chilly Blumpkin

When a male is given a blow job by a female while pooping in a portapotty in the middle of winter

She gave me the best chilly blumpkin.

by Loopdah March 27, 2025

Queen of Blumpkins

When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...

Britni was so good at this, she must be the queen of blumpkins!

by Lind478& June 2, 2018

Blumpkin Soup

The act of a female giving head to a male while shitting on the toilet. The male then drops a log which splashes her face with shit soup.

She got some blumpkin soup on her face…

by Three Smart Men December 10, 2021

red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

Blumpkin

A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."

Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.

Right back atcha, blumpy.

by Blumpy and blumpskin October 2, 2022

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020