Bible basher

Someone who bashes the bible in every sentence

In other words they should of just rolled down the inside of their mamas leg

Jim: God made that and that and that an-

Bob: shut up you uneducated bible basher, your obviously a mistake

by RealGForce May 27, 2020

Bible

A book written by man, not God. That covers the life of discipled and how's God's message was delivered and interpreted from each chosen individual. Throughout time and the spreading of the Bible from land to land. Translations and key words were misinterpreted; twisted; and overlooked.

Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son

evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear

The devil lived and evol is love as seen in the Bible. Our pass has past. We need to treat our planet and each other better!

by PoP-Rox January 14, 2021

The bible

Bullshit

Guy 1: have you read the bible?
Guy 2: no, its complete bullshit

by DislikedBum November 17, 2018

The Bible

The Bible is the way for happy eternal life. People do not like The Bible because it restricts all the sinful "fun". But people love their sin (all the authors of the definitions above) so they decide to go to Hell.

Christian: "Hey, Jesus loves you, don't do that to yourself. Try reading The Bible, it's a The greatest book you will ever read with all he answers you need"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"

by Csgo7daysban May 19, 2021

Bobble Job

When you fill a box with bobble heads, cut a circular hole in the bottom, put your junk inside, and go for a long drive... for pleasure.

I once paid $50 for a bobble job.

by jimmurder January 26, 2008

bible bigot

someone whose religious beliefs hinders racial equality, social norms and sexual preferences. Blinded by the bible as to not accept people for who they are because they don't live their lives according to the archaic values of the church. Those damn bible bigots were out protesting against gay marriage at city hall.
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What a load of bigotted crap you are.You and your ilk want to discriminate against people's freedom of religion and force them to accept YOURS AND THE STATES idea of morality or in other words the Satanic religion of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!
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You will burn in hell for this commies!!!!!!!!

bible bigots are those state-hugging commies and nazis who are bigotted against bible believers in violation of their freedom of religion

by HELL AWAITS YOU April 16, 2006

The Bible

A book used in a field of work that relies solely on the text in the book.

The Kama Sutra is the Sex Bible.

by 8_Balled January 27, 2005