the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

Banana protest

The action of doing the dick glitch in cyber punk 77 then throwing a chicken at samurai the violently shitting your pants and yelling “nice cock”

The other day John had a banana protest

by Stinky kinky December 25, 2020

APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES

PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"

by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022

Jana Banana

Jana is the best fucking person you will ever meet. She is beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.

Jana banana is beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.

by Molls has problems December 2, 2020

Hannah banana

A type of girl who’s name is Hannah, they love making slime and always are doing something weird. Has two close friends.

Friend: what’s that smell

Hannah: idk I’m going to take a shower
Friend: gets down on all fours and snifs the whole room till finds something under the bed

Hannah: walks in
Friend: I think I found it *holds up a stress ball full of wet rice*

Hannah: that’s me always being a hannah banana

by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020

dusty banana

The act of snorting cocaine off of an erect penis.

Lisa dusted Roger's banana on a boring Wednesday night. A dusty banana turns any night into an adventure.

by Slimshady7375268 March 9, 2014

dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

by Sike mcott June 11, 2014