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horny nigga laundry basket

Friend: so what kinda porno u like
Me: Horny nigga laundry basket
by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019
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Fruit Basket

When you are in a closed space with your friends and you are all vaping different fruit scents.
Yesterday I drove home in a fruit basket.
by Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 23, 2015
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L Basket

An individual so devoid of personality, fun, or joy that they feel the need to shit on everyones funtime.

A basement dwelling mommies boy, girl, ze, zir, zim, (whatever youre into) who strokes themselves harder than MJ ballin. This is due to there misplaced belief that they are superior in everyway to you and I.

L baskets are angry, sad, lonely and often lash out at anything fun in order to feel better about themselves.
L Basket: Videogames hahaha so cool so fun!

Yo relax there L Basket keep being sad and alone. Let that lonely DNA spew into those lonely hands of yours. Hold them L's
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 13, 2023
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horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"
by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016
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Basket-in-one

What people who do not play disc golf call a shot that the professionals call an "ace" or getting your disc in the basket in one amazingly skilled throw (hole in one). Not to be confused with a black ace or a brown ace - just a regular old ace.
Gee willikers - did you see that basket-in-one throw that Jimmy just made with his frisbee?
by Riskybusiness2468 October 11, 2020
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Picnic basket

A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.
I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.
by laszlomann July 30, 2014
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Basket Sex

When a mommy basket and a daddy basket love each other very much, they'll participate in basket sex. Also, there is a fanclub for Basket Sex and it is the greatest thing ever !!!!!exclamationpooint!!!11!
by woolybearenjoyer July 18, 2022
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