Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

Cincinnati Chili Basket by Boodreaux November 22, 2019

Dick in the basket 

Putting your penis in a women’s vagina and leaving it there for over 3 hours

Person 1- I put the dick in the basket last night

Person 2- ohh cool

Dick in the basket by DurpDot April 13, 2020

louisiana laundry basket 

A sexual act involving a laundry basket, octopus tentacles, and tomato sauce. The man slathers the female with the tomato sauce, places the laundry basket over her anus and vagina and proceeds to take the tentacles in her baking and anus.

“Man I couldn’t walk right after Mike gave me the Louisiana Laundry Basket last night”

louisiana laundry basket by 360°NoScope April 13, 2020

Backwards fruit basket

When your girlfriend tucks the strap-on between her legs & fucks your mouth.

My girl didn't enjoy my Buffalo Bill fruit basket position, she got her revenge with the backwards fruit basket.

Backwards fruit basket by Cyprian Rose November 14, 2020

HORNY NIGGA LAUNDRY BASKET 

How one becomes a horny nigga

”So how are you doing to day, just being a horny nigga laundry basket.”

HORNY NIGGA LAUNDRY BASKET by Tato the glizzy December 14, 2020

Taking it to the basket 

Taking your partner to the basket clamp her vagina open then slam dunking your size 7 basketball into her intestine, this refer to a male then creating a second vagina in the stomach then fucking it until it stops bleeding

You want to take it to the basket honey.
NO im calling child protection services dad.
taking it to the basket

Taking it to the basket by Milllard, Jamie (call-Of-Grann March 15, 2021

Horny Nigga Laundry Basket 

A very rude but interesting idiom to describe a black skin tone person who's always sexually excited and has a yee yee ass haircut, which normally he's American and have a pair of AirPods.

In my opinion, he's a horny nigga laundry basket.

Horny Nigga Laundry Basket by darth yourmom August 9, 2021