Project Buddy

noun. A person who your girlfriend seemingly needs to work on a project with. What really happens is, they go over to their house and fuck. Although some projects may be legit, the majority are made up. Closely related to a fuck buddy, but for a "supposed" educational purpose. This is your lover's excuse to cheat on you.

Girlfriend: "Hey Josh, I cant hang out with you at all on Saturday because i have to go to this guy's house to work on a project."
Josh: "For what class? Can I help?"
Girlfriend: "For(hesitates)...English. You wont understand it, and he(project buddy) is really smart. But dont worry Josh, he's just a really good friend!"
Josh: "Have fun with your project buddy"

This is bullshit. She's going over there to fuck. Dont be fooled.

by MacBeast December 27, 2008

Buddy Mark

One of the coolest dudes in the world. He likes to put peanut butter on you when you are sleeping, and yell MIGHTY MARK when you are fighting. He WILL karate block your karate chop.

"I will karate block that karate chop, and put peanut butter on you!"

by Faye April 29, 2005

hey fuck you buddy

A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.

Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

movie buddy

when a guy (or girl) tells you they don't see you as dating material a.k.a. having a platonic relationship with you, but they need someone to see movies with and that person is you.

example 1:

you: do you want to go to the movies again?

him: i don't see you and i dating.

you: well, i'm just asking you to the
movies.

him: i do need a movie buddy.

example 2:

you: he said he only sees me as a "movie
buddy" because he doesn't see himself
dating me.

friend: that means he's expecting some
nookie after the movie.

you: if i'm his movie buddy that's all i am
so he's not getting any nookie after
the movie.

by rendan December 9, 2008

bj buddy

A buddy male or female that will give you a blow job when asked.

Ahbi: Hey Willem, want to be my bj buddy? Willem: Sure.

by buddymawds March 11, 2015

buddy pounce

IMing someone as soon as they sign on, by hand, gaim, or DoorManBot.

I had DoorManBot buddy pounce him as soon as he signed on, to tell him about the party.

by Matthew Goldstein July 2, 2005

wenis buddy

a group of people who join wenises and are really good friends!

dude you should be a wenis buddy with me and nat cuz we are like so cool like that! DUH!

by Dessa G, + Natalie H December 4, 2005