Skating Club of Boston, commonly referred to as SCOB, or Shitty Cunts of Boston, is a skating club in Norwood, Massachusetts. It is a beautiful 3-rink facility newly built in 2020, with a gym, lounge, cafe, and even gorgeous waterfall features that tend to appear every few months. These incredible waterfall features give the rink a nice and wet atmosphere, since water can leak from the exploding pipes. Also, the constant half-broken down walls give the otherwise warm and comfortable rink a modern and industrial feel.
Even though the ice and the facility are considered one of the best in the country, the ice is mostly shit and the clients get treated like prisoners. Does everybody else in the country want to skate at SCOB? yes. Do they know that everybody in SCOB is depressed and in therapy? not quite. Neither do they know that the management still has to pay $70m to the construction company. But that’s ok because they just got a new $700k camera system for the gym. SCOB is the place to be if you are looking for little backstabbing bitches who have no life or the perfect place for a cute mental breakdown.
You can also have an encounter with the bitchiest of them all: Ma! Guaranteed to improve your day.
Even though the ice and the facility are considered one of the best in the country, the ice is mostly shit and the clients get treated like prisoners. Does everybody else in the country want to skate at SCOB? yes. Do they know that everybody in SCOB is depressed and in therapy? not quite. Neither do they know that the management still has to pay $70m to the construction company. But that’s ok because they just got a new $700k camera system for the gym. SCOB is the place to be if you are looking for little backstabbing bitches who have no life or the perfect place for a cute mental breakdown.
You can also have an encounter with the bitchiest of them all: Ma! Guaranteed to improve your day.
Person 1: Did you hear that Lexi goes to the Skating Club of Boston?
Person 2: Yeah she really is a shitty cunt of boston.
Person 2: Yeah she really is a shitty cunt of boston.
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