Blacksmith Hands

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.

Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...

by AnonBurger April 2, 2010

black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.

Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."

by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010

Black to the future

This is a short scene in family guy where the movie "Back to the future" is remade quickly with a black person instead of Marty Mcfly

Family Guy Scene where on the TV it shows a remake of the "back to the future" logo and replaced with the word black showing "Black to the future"

by MattJeanes December 15, 2010

Blackrolled

Similar to the Rickrolled internet trick, where an unsuspecting websurfer is forced to watch a Rick Astley music video while on an internet forum, message board, etc. However, being Blackrolled involves the substitution of Rebecca Black's video "Friday" instead. Blackrolling is a much more trendy and powerful way to punk someone out and should be used sparingly.

I was browsing through some weird fetish porn when some asshole Blackrolled me. My boner was gone instantly.

by GK One April 7, 2011

Blackberry Wanker

Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.

Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'

by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011

Black Linked

An act of trolling where a link to Rebecca Black's Friday, is put instead of a legitimate link.
This leads to frustration and a horrendous tune stuck in one's head for days.

Facebook Friend: Yo, dude I'm having some trouble with that homework.

Me: Dude, just check out this video, it explains it all (links to Rebecca Black's "Friday")

Facebook Friend: Wtf dude!

Me: You've just been Black linked.

by Trollnen October 25, 2011

black pigeon

a genuinely kind person who is usually camp. they are nervous at first but will become calmer after knowing you a while. they get ill easily but fight the illness of every time.

he's one black pigeon
he looks very nervous, he must be a very black pigeon
he's always ill he must be a black pigeon

by FreddyPigeon November 2, 2013