Absolute handsome bastard

Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.

Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?

Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously

by Bxhja snd May 29, 2021

New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022

Obama Bashers

The pride and last hope of the United States. These brave and great citizens help defend against the horrible communistic and socialist ideas Obama has proposed. Without these everyday heroes, the United States would be in ruins because of the proposals put by Obama. Obama has asked voters to have health care(higher taxes), more welfare (higher taxes for anyone working) and just plain hell. If you are a democrat that most likely is a vegetarian and will not or eventually won't have a job because of your ignorance, let me type for you. This mutha' fuckin prick ass nigga is throwing money in the trash and making homeless rich. This idea has been tried before and it was fucking called Russia, and how did that bullshit sick horrible fucktard idea work? Why do you think this gay health care bill was denied, fuck fuck fuck nigger swag me the fuck out.

Obama is the devil. Democrats are ignorant fucktards that hate Obama Bashers when they are saving our world.

by The last stand of America October 11, 2011

bitch-bastard

Combined with both bitch and bastard. It referrs to an idiot or moron.

You can use it for both sexes. Also for a noun.

"Damn you, you bitch-bastard!"

"YOU stupid bitch-bastard work!"

by Maddie Jean October 4, 2005

Proddie Bastard

Offensive term applied to people of the protestant faith, most often by catholics.

"Your man is a filthy proddie bastard"
Reply "I never knew, lets set him on fire the tan prick."

by Tan-Killer October 19, 2008

bean-basher-willy-tacker

meaning you have a small penis

you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker

by God_45 March 21, 2004

Bastard

Part of one the most famous lines from South Park.

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
Yes, bastards are the type of people who have no married parents and who also kill the same child repeatedly.

Or...
"George Bush was a bastard."

by inzomniacFTW March 25, 2010