Awkward snuggling

when both parties involved with snuggling are not comfortable and no one moves

Jack and Jill were doing some awkward snuggling but were so tired they didn't want to move

by wong tong soup December 21, 2011

The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 02, 2010

awkward test

We're you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend

Boy-hey do u wanna play the awkward test
Girl-no thanks I can never get past level 5

by Austincmahone1 October 20, 2015

awkward cunt

A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week

Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?

Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week

by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 12, 2016

Awkward Coma

Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.

I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.

by Capellan May 19, 2011

Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation

"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"

by Umbella December 23, 2011

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 04, 2017