Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.

I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.

by Lawgin February 14, 2021

awkward glance

the awkward glance between you and somebody for very few seconds with no facial expressions.
happens usually in classrooms .

i had an awkward glance at him in the classroom

by neon fist May 03, 2016

Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

Awkwardness

Ryan dowling is basically all of this

Awkwardness -R u like Ryan aka a awkward fuck

by ,?.! May 28, 2020

Awkwardness

Any group of teenage boys, especially in the presence of an attractive female.

Look at that awkwardness of kids acting like idiots.

by AdhesiveSeaMonkey January 16, 2024

Awkward Fox

In folklore, foxes are tricksters and manipulators. In addition, foxes hunt alone and live alone, keeping their den neat and tidy. Awkward Fox is an expression that describes a person who is socially awkward, but is able to hide their awkwardness. A person who is an awkward fox doesn't appear socially awkward on the surface, but once inside his/her den, the person's awkwardness and peculiarity is apparent.

Nibu seems like an extrovert, but he's an awkward fox.
David really likes this woman- he's an awkward fox when they speak on the phone.

by purplpitch October 22, 2018

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 04, 2017