Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
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The act of using one end of an electronic cigarette as a dildo, while your partner takes hits, or "drags" off the other end.
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Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...
A bit sad because I love this country!
Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.
When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!
Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...
A bit sad because I love this country!
Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.
When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!
Australian- (White) people: I'm an Aussie!!Australian
Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris
Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris
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Last night, Sheila and Ricky were screaming, making crashing sounds as Sheila was given the Australian Whoopass from Ricky.
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Matt - oi jack look who it is .
Jack - get fucked
**Od'z walks past limping and clicking his fingers
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Jack - what a fucking gaycunt
**matt and Jack both turn and leave .
Jack - get fucked
**Od'z walks past limping and clicking his fingers
Matt - Australian Yeeha
Jack - what a fucking gaycunt
**matt and Jack both turn and leave .
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