Alaskan Pipeline

You take a shit into a condom, then freeze it and fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.

Guy 1: Yo, this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline.

Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?

Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!

by I Fiend Cack June 1, 2009

Alaskan Baboon

Sexual act that involves one person covering themselves in their partner's feces from head to toe leaving only the buttocks area clean. Anal sex then proceeds.

She wanted to do a Dirty Sanchez, but I recommended the Alaskan Baboon. She was all over that.

by Frooch January 9, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early 1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their lover's desired point of entry.

"Hey honey, I'm really in the mood for sex, shit, and a cold temperature. Anything in mind?" "2 words. Alaskan Pipeline."

by Hollaback1212 January 12, 2009

Alaskan Plunger

When a girl (or willing partner) lays on his or her back, you take a dump on his or her chest, then suction a plunger over the crap on her chest, next take a chair with a hole in the seat, and place it over the handle of the plunger (leaving about four inches of handle sticking out of the seat. Lube the handle and slide it into your butthole, and while bouncing up and down, you masturbate, hoping to 'blow your load' onto the willing partner's face and neck.

Dude, my ass hurts so much from the plunger poundage to my asshole, as I did the Alaskan plunger to my girlfriend, but at least I blew my load on her face, and she licked it off.

by kingklaus January 24, 2010

Alaska threeway

A fetishistic ménage à trois involving two males (one of whom is morbidly obese) and one female. Alaska threeways can be both humiliating and dangerous for the female and the slimmer male. They are most likely beyond awesome for the fat guy.

Derived from the 2010 senatorial campaign in Alaska, comprised of write-in candidate Lisa Murkowski, tea party favorite Joe Miller and goliath of a man Scott McAdams.

Will: Where's Jeff? I haven't seen him since the party lastnight.

Seth: Check the ER. I heard he got into a gnarly Alaska threeway with Katie and Ogre after everyone left.

Will: Oh gross! Poor guy, that's sick.

by Alyeska2112 November 3, 2010

Alaskan Crab Trap

2 on 1.
Two people versus one other person.

In an argument, when a person takes the side of another person thus resulting in a 2 on 1 argument. In this situation an outside body may interrupt the argument and say, "Well it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' Alaskan Crab Trap!"

by JayPinda December 15, 2012

alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015