Alyssa

Someone who is an absolute flake and so rediculously toxic you can’t escape her no matter how much you want to.

I can’t stand how much I love Alyssa!

by juliequinnbee October 2, 2020

alyssa

the most beautiful person i have ever seen with my own two eyes, he's cute and funny and adorable and i love her little hyperfixations on random things eclipse owns. it's so kind and im so happy an grateful to be dating someone so fucking amazing<3 i love you alyssa :)

alyssa is the best

by cigarluvs January 1, 2022

Alyssa

The most perfect girl in the world, someone who is beyond gorgeous, selfless, loyal and extremely lovable

“I love Alyssa so much”

by Dixie normous 69420 February 9, 2022

Alyssa Mege

A slut who has been with many guys who just want her for sex

Oh is Alyssa Mege that slut in the minisink valley

by Minisink Truths November 19, 2019

Alyssa

A trans guy who refuses to change his feminine name because he's too attached to everything he owns to physically function, even though he doesn't know how to deal with conflict he'd probably break your neck if you hurt something/someone that he loves

Guy 1: *Punches Alyssa's best friend*
Alyssa: *Breaks his neck*

by Dummy!! December 31, 2023

Alyssa Stahl

My daddy with big boobies who is my bestfriend and love girls ahahahahahahhahaha

COME HERE NOW MY "ALYSSA STAHL" AND LET ME SUCK YOUR TOES

by Christal jones alyssa's bsf May 6, 2024

kelsey and freddie and alyssa and tayla

four of the most realest people you'll ever meet. probably all met though one of the four and are going to be together as a friend group for a while.

kelsey: most involved in the group
freddie: the only boy is definitely gay
alyssa: probably lives far away or goes to a different school
tayla: reason why the group meet up

how kelsey and freddie and alyssa and tayla probably talk when attempting to meet up

: "we should all meet up soon"

freddie: " we honestly should"

alyssa: "im free on sunday"

kelsey: "same"

tayla: perfect

by ivegotnosoul October 14, 2023