Alex

Feed and water him hourly (or he might possibly eat you) and buy a huge cage just in case.

Let him out about 10 times a day he often urinates.

And he a ZambieSo try to not get bit by him(kisses are fine).
And he like chips,ice cream,pizza,money,cake,cookies,and junk food.
He mostly eats ramen

I got the Alex and he stole all my money

by Phiscally hazardous October 13, 2017

Alex

A sweaty ark player that has wasted over 1 year of his life on the game Ark bullies his brother Thomas and sucks at PC games.

Look at that bot Alex

by JarJarbinks696969 June 12, 2019

Alex

a cringe normie

only and Alex would say that.

by Fishing God May 20, 2019

Alex

alex is the bestest friend i had , i love him so much , i like how he always be by my side i will send this to you alex ily ok bye i wrote this shit ok im hiba

"i love alex so much hes is the best !"

by hibalovesherfriends September 16, 2017

Alex

Someone who has a scat fetish

I saw Alex eating out of the toilet bowl last night.

by TheLynchMob906 July 6, 2020

Alex

A full fuck boy with a micropenis (confirmed). He reeks of rapey vibes and also cheats on his girlfriend and then lies about it. He is actually garbage, but has a really nice body so I guess he has that going for him. Get's turned on by girls being rude to the waiters/waitress.

Alex, what's your turn on?
Alex: I like when girl's are bitches.

by keighd March 8, 2018

Alex

The most wonderful person in the world. This alex will always be here for you and look out for you. This alex is unique in every way a person can imagine. They are one in 1.8 billion. I love you alex<3.

"you don't know Alex? are u living under a rock or something?"

by onionjuice March 18, 2021