air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.

Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!

by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010

air dump

To release air loudly from one's anus, usually makes a flubbery resonating sound.

Dude, I took an air dump on Nicole last night, haha serves that bitch right.

by Zack Alv March 25, 2008

Air Strike

Another phrase used to inform the other person you are going to the toilet for a number 2.

Person 1: "You ready for this Jon?"
Jon: "Yeah, just gimme 5... I gotta go do an Air Strike"

by errington4000 September 14, 2009

Nose Air

The air that is exhaled through one's nose, which obviously smells like boogers and nose hair.

That asshole blew nose air on my food!!!

by gaaariiizzzz December 27, 2010

air bag

Here for your safety.

Air bag saved me!

by Air bag February 18, 2009

air go

therefore

You were unresponsive for 2mon, air go you wrote your own resignation.

by lxrdaaron April 17, 2017

Air Raid

Similar to a drive by An air raid involves farting whilst on the move. However the farter must be on a bike. This trick is most effective when riding past bus stations and generally large crowds.

Jerry: Hey Jim did you fart?
Jim: No man but a bike just went past and the guy is laughing at us.
Jerry: Damn it must of been an air raid.

by Josus Christ June 5, 2016