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Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 28, 2021
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Sounding Rod

Similar to tuning forks, they are acoustic resonators that allow you to tune instruments to the perfect frequency.
I used a sounding rod today to adjust my singing voice.
by feelsman May 9, 2025
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Rod

1. a firearm, usually a handgun - self-loading pistol or revolver;
2. rarely, the male sexual organ.
Vinny: You ever carried a Rod?
Tommy: Shot 'em at the fair a couple o' times.
V: That don't count.
by Comrade Vinny March 21, 2021
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Hot Rod Garage

Hot Rod Garage is a famous term used to describe the Vagina of a “taken” women who leaves men believing they have a chance at sleeping with her by either:

1. Appearing single to society, male friends or men in particular, But seems to be the only one clueless as to how.
Or
2. Completely disregards her counterpart in the company of men or on social platforms, making others believe they’re on the market.
“My girlfriend Lexi has uses every social media but there’s zero posts about me!! And she never up the guys she’s friends with or even acquainted with”

“Sorry bro she has a Hot Rod Garage. If she keeps you separate and never brings you up around her guy friends than obviously she’s thinking of another mans Dick”
by H03S-aint-L0ya1 July 21, 2019
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Girth Rod

It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.
Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.
by Bonquiqui and D-Qwon June 28, 2018
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Forty-Rod

The best southern hardcore band in San Antonio Texas.
Have you heard Forty-Rod?

Forty what?

Oh my gosh they are only the best southern hardcore band in San Antonio!
by Manduh Bear December 20, 2007
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rainbow rod

A hardened object that faggots use to measure the depth of one another's butt hole.
Quick, grab the rainbow rod let's see if this will fit up Billy's ass.
by Gaycente67 March 21, 2017
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