scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden

'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'

by Dave55555 April 14, 2014

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whip the cow

To spank a fat person.

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard

by Hoodboiy January 23, 2016

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Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!

by akagipanda February 19, 2022

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Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 19, 2020

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California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California

Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .

by Big boy Bob January 09, 2022

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