face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face

Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.

by nash_money September 15, 2011

Hutt Faced

Getting so drunk that you have past the Shit-Faced stage and are now Hutt Faced.

J Hutt gets so wasted that shit faced doesn't even describe how drunk he was. He went from Shit-Faced to Hutt Faced!

by brennanhuff October 20, 2009

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011

Unwashed Face

When you engage In something without the proper preparation or skill to do it correctly.

Adam: I'm joining the Band Club! I'll be assigned to The Guitar, I'm gonna play so good!

Johnny: Adam, You don't even have any knowledge of how to play guitar. You don't even know The Basic Chords... You're

going in with a pretty Unwashed Face!

by ZSAGAX January 17, 2022

plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

by HH8 November 26, 2010