School

an indoor firing range

a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets

John took an ak-47 to school to rip his teacher and fellow students to shreads

by Evilfrosty August 5, 2003

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A place in which people who lack simple creativity learn how to make a living.

Guy 1: Hey man aren't you excited that we're going back to school?!
Guy 2: Uh yeah, about that... I kinda dropped out.
Guy 1: What?! Why?!
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe to follow my fucking dreams and do what I want for once.

by Dr. P. Ness January 15, 2014

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A place where we learn meaningless shit like how to solve the area of a triangle, but don't learn how to take care of a kid or how to pay taxes, or pretty much any daily thing we don't learn in school.

Example-

Guy- "What the hell how do I put this condom on my dick?"
Girl- "Who cares at least we know how to solve the area of a triangle."
School

by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

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Where Teachers send you home for wearing the 'Incorrect' uniform but the reason you wear non uniform is to feel secure about yourself.

And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?

"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."

'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'

by Urbanary Diction November 2, 2014

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a place were you learn things

Billy says school sucks.
Synonym: A place for learning, Hell, Jail, Happiness

by zD4 November 10, 2014

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Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...

This is the true definition of school...

And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)

Teacher asks you for the meaning of school, you reply "six crappy fucking hours of our lives"

by Ultra_Urban_Godzilla December 2, 2014

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