*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!
by NotLiza January 28, 2022
Get the Lightbulb Mafiamug. Person 1: Hey, have you ever had a fishbone stuck in your throat?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia" now.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia" now.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
Get the Mafiamug. "'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
by troutorama April 29, 2021
Get the Mafia Mystery Communitymug. Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.
The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).
The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.
The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).
The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.
by JarHead773 March 8, 2022
Get the Vagina Mafiamug. Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.
by zpack November 19, 2021
Get the land mafiamug. by brooketastic February 3, 2018
Get the Shit Show Mafiamug. Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.
These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and
acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.
These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and
acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit
often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.
Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit
often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.
Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
Get the soft mafiamug.