When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
Get the Chronic Love Syndromemug. The situation and condition in which where, when learning a foriegn language, you start to slowly get worse at your first language.
"so i has been learning german recently..."
"Uh, dude, don't you mean 'I *have* been?"
"Oh, oops, you're right. Sorry, I've been suffering from Kaia Syndrome"
"Uh, dude, don't you mean 'I *have* been?"
"Oh, oops, you're right. Sorry, I've been suffering from Kaia Syndrome"
by Robinhayaka April 27, 2021
Get the Kaia Syndromemug. by British Goat December 31, 2020
Get the Cyberpunk Syndromemug. A woman who suffers from an unfortunate combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”
Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.
Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.
Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Michelle: I can’t believe she had the entire class convinced she was a victim for an event that never occurred!
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.
Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .
Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.
Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.
Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .
Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.
Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
by ICUWecu January 22, 2024
Get the Sarah Louise Syndromemug. Other M Syndrome occurs when a long standing non-action game video game series is given a bad sequel that is more focussed on action. Games that suffer from Other M syndrome usually have a bad story and writing and try to emotionally develop a character that is usually very quiet/usually shows little emotion.
Person 1: I just finished playing Hitman: Absolution the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: The gameplay was alright but the story was mediocre and the game had an unusual focus on action.
Person 2: It suffers from Other M Syndrome, I see.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: The gameplay was alright but the story was mediocre and the game had an unusual focus on action.
Person 2: It suffers from Other M Syndrome, I see.
by HermanTortoise August 16, 2020
Get the Other M Syndromemug. When a gentleman of African ethnic background falls victim to the allure of desires offered to him by women of the lighter complexion.
When your darkskin friend attends Stagecoach and afterwards no longer goes to events like Rolling Loud and starts doing shit like eating pumpkin pie as opposed to sweet potato pie and prefers to play lacrosse instead of basketball he may have developed a severe case of Snowbunny Syndrome.
by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Get the Snowbunny Syndromemug. Verbally and/or emotionally abusive relationship in a throuple format. Can lead to couple team with one wo/man out. Elder throuples can not break from a BTS situation. BTS seems to be most pervasive in the elder communities. Can sometimes present when a 2 elder couples are close and 1 spouse passes or a couple simply is looking for a third wheel. Eventually the third wheel is entitled to other wheels and this is when BTS becomes obvious. The cure to BTS is somehow returning to a traditional couple. In elder communities this cure seems impossible to obtain.
My mother suffers from Berated Throuples Syndrome - BTS. She continues to hang out with John and Lanie even though she seems miserable.
by PuddyPieBrown March 31, 2025
Get the Berated Throuples Syndrome - BTSmug.