White collar cowboys

The best heken band ever

-Yo doggy did you cop the dirty mountain cd by the white collar cowboys?
-yeah doggy’s it’s amazig

by Big daddy Dave June 12, 2018

White whale

Someone or something you absolutely loathe and despise for taking everything from you.

Girl "Oh hey meet my boyfriend "
Male THE WHITE WHALE

by Shadow-aron January 24, 2023

white slice

When two people aren't going out but they're more than friends - the real life equivalent of "it's complicated" on Facebook

Person A: Is B going out with C?
Person D: Nah, he's her white slice

They are white slices

by laucrux December 16, 2013

White People Looking

When you look around for something but not actually searching. I.e, you don’t look underneath surfaces and you pretend you found new land.

Damn, Christopher finally found his juul after throwing a hissy fit but it actually wasn’t his because it was mango flavor. He was white people looking.

by Princest June 23, 2025

Speak white

What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.

- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.

by Chón August 27, 2024

Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

White Claw

Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.

Look at that guy slamming white claws all night! Does he know he looks like a sorority girl?

by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020