face cocoon

A bomb ass scarf which makes you feel safe and secure

Gabu: "nice scarf"
Quaid: "BITCH this is my face cocoon!"

by 1234(32433 January 13, 2017

Wonky face

When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly

Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick

by Alexeisler January 11, 2017

Face Baggery

To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.

-OR-
Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.

Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.

by Nutty Tech October 26, 2015

Fiery Face Fuck

When you fill a water gun with high-proof alcohol like vodka and give girls shots , the alcohol eventually gets all over their face. you then take a lighter and light the alcohol on her face. Then you jack off and nut on her face to put the flame out.

I hit that blonde bitch with the fiery face fuck and now she won't talk to me anymore!

by T_boone November 3, 2015

Two Face Shank

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship

Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship

by YourBigDaddyWillBeWaitingForU December 22, 2015

meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 December 24, 2015

cookin in the face

Also can be shortened as "cookin." basically means you're high as fuck.

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"

by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015