absolute epitome of retardation. One of a kind
symptoms include:
- huge big toe
- confusion
- excessive hand action whilst talking
- obsession with Vitus
- sometimes expresses broken english
- extra pinky toe
- Tourette's
can be captured by leaving vodka out in the open at 1am
symptoms include:
- huge big toe
- confusion
- excessive hand action whilst talking
- obsession with Vitus
- sometimes expresses broken english
- extra pinky toe
- Tourette's
can be captured by leaving vodka out in the open at 1am
by bestbitchgangsterrapperboss September 11, 2019
Get the Hoyes Syndromemug. A contagious condition between one alpha co-worker and a beta co-worker where the condition of being a high performer is transmitted.
by Lady DangerMouse October 2, 2025
Get the Legend Syndromemug. When a man is being annoying, rude, angry, or grumpy he's got "little chromo syndrome" because the Y chromosome is tiny compared to the X.
by Chromohomo July 14, 2022
Get the Little chromo syndromemug. A fenomenon where the human brain gains full immunity to all negative emotions. The only cure to this is nicotine.
by Bagelnine July 24, 2023
Get the Happiness syndromemug. Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.
Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.
by raybanshe February 16, 2025
Get the Florida Syndromemug. Lasse Syndrome is when you are better than anyone else, especially your friends. A person with the special syndrome, has the ability to fuck everyones girls.
by Albert Ottenberg December 14, 2016
Get the lasse syndromemug. Deranged Grindr Syndrome (also known as DGS) is a psychiatric condition affecting an unknown number of gay men who use Grindr for sexual purposes. People with DGS may exhibit a wide variety of symptoms including, but not limited to:
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without sharing any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation while they are sitting there waiting for you
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
This is not a complete list of possible symptoms included under the diagnosis of Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS). People with DGS may exhibit mild or severe symptoms. If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without sharing any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation while they are sitting there waiting for you
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
This is not a complete list of possible symptoms included under the diagnosis of Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS). People with DGS may exhibit mild or severe symptoms. If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS) is like when this guy with no pics wrote to me demanding that I share my private photo album with him, and then he bombed me with 15 pics of his gaping hole, and he got mad and called me rude when I didn't respond. Major DGS.
by xxxtraspecial June 2, 2024
Get the Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS)mug.