Fart Face

So there was these two blokes standing on the elevator back in the early 1900's, one man let out a particularly crotch staining fart while the other bloke just looked at him with this weird fucking look of disgust on his face, and ever since then it's been known as fart face.

What's your Malfunction Fart Face

by Dynamite Dave Dudemyster June 18, 2021

fart face

A fart face is a devious do'er, a stinky winky, a poo head, a doo doo dweller, a pee pee pickle, a tushy tickler, and a super smelly.

Shreeya is a fart face.

by dimaislazy November 27, 2022

Fart face

Fart face: A person who got farted on the face and when you sit on a persons face and fart.

He woke up angry.
Why? My cousin sat on his face and farted!
Fart face.

by AR-Rockets April 05, 2022

Fart face

A fart face is typically someone who is an unkind or rude person. They’re names can consist of, Cameron, Cole, and Anthony.

Person 1: that guy is a fart face
Person 2: who is?
Person 1: Cole

by Hotmoms August 12, 2021

Fart face

Is an insult to someone who likes to eat poop.

Jerade Warner is a fart face because he ate my poop

by The master mind 30000000 April 14, 2021

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 03, 2021

lower face wash

The washing of only the bottom half of the face (nose down) on occasions concerning the person giving oral sex, or just oily face.

Brittany immediately ran to the sink to give herself a lower face wash after giving a rather long blow job, before her roommate got home.

by suckitttt July 29, 2014