Pulling a Musselman

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

Steve:i think i will get the waffles

Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Jeff: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman

by musselman123 December 11, 2011

Pulling a mr.harlan

The act when your picking your nose very quickly and then saying something to cover it and distract spectators.

Guy: GIRLS PLEASE SIT (picks nose) DOWN NOW
Girls: o.m.g he is totes pulling a mr.harlan!

by kidconrad December 12, 2011

pull dump

While a pull up is being performed naked, he or she will then take a shit at the same time.

The gym coach performed a pull dump to show off his phyisque.

by jgilmer55 June 16, 2011

Pulling an Urqhart

Falling asleep in an inappropriate place or at an inappropriate time.

Eric: I hate Pulling an Urqhart.
James: Did you fall asleep at work again???

by The Rittle June 22, 2011

pulling a jumbie

masturbating whilst flacid

i was bored last night so i started pulling a jumbie

by mattdawg96 June 30, 2011

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 4, 2011

Pulling an Austin Worthington

1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.

"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"

by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011