National Boyfriend day

Try to have a boyfriend before this day and you are a lucky one.

Happy National Boyfriend Day!

by Somebody_Once_Told_Me_Bruh February 1, 2021

Nation ford highschool

A school where all you see is white, you can’t say anything about that because they get mad easily, a school where The Latinos get blamed for everything and the blacks are somewhat lit but annoying, don’t mess with the staff some are chill and some are just bout dumb asf.

You heard about nation ford highschool it’s so terrible.

by Mr3leg February 1, 2021

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

Henry Nation

Czechoslovakian slang for "A man who is rarely funny"

ty jsi takový Henry Nation

by ShmanderMander February 7, 2021

National give your girl your sweatshirt day

Feb 8th is give your girlfriend your hoodie day! It will make her so so happy and she will love you forever. Pro tip: Make it smell like you;)

Max: Bella here’s my hoodie because it’s National give your girl your sweatshirt day!

Bella: Aw, it smells so good. Ur the best:))

by B.briggs February 7, 2021