by JarvisBanned October 1, 2020
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Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022
Get the SWM (Single White MAGA) mug.An aged 1960s-1970s radical hippie who is now teaching radical hippie beliefs to young, wannabe radical hipsters at a university or college. Has sported a ponytail since their own college years which has now turned white with age. Usually male, but can be female. Also known as a 'gray ponytail'.
"My 'white ponytail' Environmental Studies professor made us do an essay on the significance of the first Earth Day because he remembers celebrating it by smoking a joint and planting a tree!"
by speedtimer May 25, 2020
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Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."
by Tenorman December 4, 2010
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When black or other non-White People who live in a predominantly White Culture feel envious of the society because their ancestors lacked the skills, knowledge, or possessions of others in a dominant culture, often resulting in resentment and demands for reparations instead of accepting personal responsibility for their own situations and working to improve their lives though hard work, discipline, and other ethical means of achieving success and happiness.
When black or other non-White People who live in a predominantly White Culture feel envious of the society because their ancestors lacked the skills, knowledge, or possessions of others in a dominant culture, often resulting in resentment and demands for reparations instead of accepting personal responsibility for their own situations and working to improve their lives though hard work, discipline, and other ethical means of achieving success and happiness.
1.) Sometimes the minorities on air opinion hosts at CNN really show their White-Envy to the viewing audience.
2.) My neighbor to the left of me has just informed me during our recent conversation that the black family that just moved into the neighborhood has White~Envy over something as trivial as the black guy's yard isn't as big as his yard. And that must be because he is a White man.
2.) My neighbor to the left of me has just informed me during our recent conversation that the black family that just moved into the neighborhood has White~Envy over something as trivial as the black guy's yard isn't as big as his yard. And that must be because he is a White man.
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Get the 2nd degree white mug.The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023
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