Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.
Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.
by Little man syndrome June 4, 2018
Get the cock n ball medly mug.Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.
or
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone
Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
or
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone
Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
by rissie2q January 19, 2013
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Get the cock n ball torture mug.A person who thinks he is a pirate one week and the following week he has a gin in him the also think they have cancer and tell every soul he meets that he is dieing from a brain tumor but yet never receives any treatment and goes back to being a land pirate
That cock and bull sea rover is at it a again fibbing about his brain tumor and thinking some one stole his land ship
by Bullwinkle O'Reilly March 22, 2020
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Get the Put Horse Cock Here mug.• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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