Ass Joint

Bath tissue remnants deposited on and around Toilet rim. In extreme cases ass joints have been known to migrate to surrounding floor. Ass joints are created when inferior bath tissues are used on "rough" (many cases hairy) Anuses. The end result is a rolled tissue joint thats 420 for your 6:30.

I had no choice but to use the filthy public bathroom stall that was littered with Ass joints.

by dontshakedahand October 30, 2010

Dead-Ass

it is a shortened more meaningful way of saying dead ass serious

Jake grew dead-ass and sat in the spare chair in her cube.

by Potatosgonnapotate June 8, 2017

ass retard

When my girl friend mixes up "asshole" and "retard" after i make fun of her.

"You make me feel like an ass retard."

by WineAndJerrys October 5, 2013

ASS-OOKIE

a word that was invented to make people laugh. It describes butt. butt in any way,butt culo ass booty badonkadonk shape, or form. the end.

Matt likes to fuck cows in their ass-ookie.

by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH May 18, 2008

Ass Bombing

The act of taking a picture of an unsuspecting person with a bare ass extremely close to them. The picture is then sent to their mobile phone, letting them know they have been ass bombed. This is a form of photo bombing created by Michael Heasley.

"Let's start ass bombing people"
"Alright let's get Tom over there in the corner"

"Look, Kevin just found out he got ass bombed."
"I love ass bombing!"

by GoldenEagle88 July 13, 2012

ass swank

Derived from Daphne Stacks, meaning the stench of a mulattoe. A gesture used among one african-american and mulattoe friend in a joking manner.

Girl you smell like ass swank you damn mulattoe. (Joking Manner)

by I. Jackson December 6, 2004

Ass booger

Someone with aspergers syndrome who uses their diagnosis to take advantage of situations and people. All around fuck boy who thinks he does no wrong in his eyes but no one can stand. Whine about the stupidest little thing and defend their least important trait to the death only because they are confused about life. They can be munipulated very easily for entertainment puposes because thats the only way one can toletate them. They mooch off their mom for everything from their house payment to their iphone and internet. But claim they have money saved. Will even use their mom's credit card to buy someone's groceries in exchange for things they shouldn't be buying. Some people also call them Sizemore's or Liesmore's. Avoid these assboogers at all costs.

Sizemore is such an ass booger! He needs to clean up his act and quit acting like an ass booger 24/7.

by giggies063 February 14, 2017