by jjjjjjjjErnDog June 6, 2018

by the gone dad October 20, 2021

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.
Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.
Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)
(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)
Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)
(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)
by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025

A song by rock band Panic! at the Disco. It is awesome and I could listen to it all day?
It was used in the Smurfs movie for some reason.
It was used in the Smurfs movie for some reason.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard the song Ready To Go (get me out of my mind).
Guy 2: Yes it is awesome
Guy 1: Woooo
Guy 2: Yes it is awesome
Guy 1: Woooo
by Dat256Guy March 28, 2019

Getting head in a parking lot
by P1ckleBaller October 11, 2020

In the infamous wise words of Johnny Cupcakes, a mantra used among product managers in preparation for massive levels of disappointment and emotional anguish. #GetFetal
I can’t believe I forgot to Get Fetal before announcing a delayed product launch on the weekly sales call. What a rookie mistake.
by FetalPM November 30, 2018
