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cock n ball medly

Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.
Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.
by Little man syndrome June 4, 2018
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Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it
plz put horse cock here uwu
by ballslapper69 December 9, 2020
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Cock and bull sea rover

A person who thinks he is a pirate one week and the following week he has a gin in him the also think they have cancer and tell every soul he meets that he is dieing from a brain tumor but yet never receives any treatment and goes back to being a land pirate
That cock and bull sea rover is at it a again fibbing about his brain tumor and thinking some one stole his land ship
by Bullwinkle O'Reilly March 22, 2020
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Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

An exclamation used by people who are very angry at someone. This usually happens when one is playing a video game, such as Call of Duty.
by killmedaddy December 15, 2016
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cock n ball torture

the act of grabbing man balls put in door hold ejaculate
by Tyrone CRacksum November 12, 2019
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