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National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
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Rice Nation

For some reason Chinese people call the USA = Rice Nation
Chinese person A:

Hey, did you hear that Xiao Shen went to Rice nation?
Chinese person B:
Oh awesome, what did he say? Are they as fat as they are described?
by War7hehorseman June 21, 2022
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National Block Chris Day

August 7th is the official day to Block Chris day on discord, so block Chris..#1111 since its national block chris day!
Hey Joe its national block chris day!
Lets block him together:)
by LavaChilly August 7, 2022
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National Maalia day

April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"
by Haluukuluusuaq October 8, 2024
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National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”
by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019
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National Grab a Thigh Day!

This basically means grab a girls thigh day! Even if she is standing up, place your hand on her thigh!
Ryan: * puts hand on girls thigh *
Becca: What are you doing?!
Ryan: it’s national grab a thigh day!
by Double Wammie September 28, 2022
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national grab ass day.

it's national grab ass day. damn that ass look fat in the jeans, lemme smack it.
by tttyyuu September 1, 2022
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