stinky-butt head

The worst thing you can ever call someone. It has the power of 100 shaggy's combined. If you call someone this, the universe explodes.

Joe: Your mom gay
Bob: Don't make me
Joe: Do it. I dare you
Bob You are a stinky-butt head
Joe:*explodes and so does the universe*

by phantonrider636 May 11, 2021

bleeding butt

When your butt bleeds

Anthony: Blood is coming out if your butt!

Jan: yeah, I have a bleeding butt.

by Brittanyg1222 February 09, 2014

butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!

come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!

by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 27, 2012

Butt wagoon

A ridiculous sized booty.

When the booty has a caravan of cheeks.

OMG shorty got a butt wagoon.
The women in these apartments have butt wagoons.

by Jessethatrackstar January 18, 2023

Iraqi Butt Disease

Severe Diarrhea that can also come with extreme nausea, shivers, and fatigue.

My buddy can't come tonight he's got that Iraqi butt disease.

by Joseph Beef December 29, 2017

butt-connector

A tubular crimp-on electrical terminal dat you hook up between two wire-ends as a favor for a hot chick so dat she'll gratefully reward your repair-labors by rubbing, pressing, and/or bumping her soft warm smooth behind against yers.

If Tiffany will grant me one "butt-connector" for each crimp-type conductor-splice dat I make for her, I'll willingly re-wire her entire house and car!

by QuacksO March 07, 2024

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 07, 2019