drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

chew your face off

get fucked and smoke weed

lets chew your face off tonight boys

by ireallyreallydontknowwhatimdoi June 13, 2014

Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also, ‘nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick! He’s nicking off behind the sheds!

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022

auction off

Auction off

a Phrasal verb. It means to sell something in an auction.

Auction off

For example, I auctioned off my car to pay off my debt .

by Maeed March 28, 2020

Fuck off

From "off", to detach from something, to get away and far, as in "pull one's dirty stinking day long socks off, throw them in a garbage can and set them on fire", and "fuck", as in "as quickly as possible". Considered a general final and genuine warning before you stop talking and resort to brutal physical violence and shoving people's heads into walls.
A usefull expression to learn, as it terminates all arguments or conflicts in a generally quick and easy manner : hospital or no more conflict.

-you better fuck off right now.

by Spyan February 26, 2022

Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around

Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"

by cape hatrack September 10, 2022

show him off day!

post him on any social media!!

A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”

B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”

by ! <3 October 17, 2021