jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.

David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.

by dajinco January 12, 2025

Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.

"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"

by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025

Mexican sound off

When two men have a mexican sound off they put a sounding rod down their urethra and stand opposite to each other, they will then start violently jerking off and the first dude to ejaculate out the sounding rod and hit the opponent will win, this is a very intense form of battle

Old amos and old james were having a mexican sound off in the wild west.

by big dick chad123 June 16, 2025

off the boof

(adj.) going crazy; acting stupid. Sometimes said as "boofing."

Don't make me talk to him, jit is straight up off the boof right now.

by peculiargoldfish June 17, 2025

Arthur Roll Off

To blow into the charging port of a vape to blow smoke into your friends mouth

Brandon: Give me that Arthur Roll Off!
Justice: I gotchu

by pseudonym_deez_nutz June 18, 2025

Packed me off

send someone somewhere without much warning or notice.

"they packed me off to the academy in Baltimore"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

freak off

1. to jerk off.

2. masturbation, specifically a man.

3. A moment where a guy sits in the school bathroom and can't stop thinking about a girl to the point where he's just stroking it and freak off until he frosts the stall with his cream. It ultimately becomes a habit where the dude strokes multiple times a day without thought even when he has no sexual thoughts in his mind.

Do varsity boys freak off in the school bathroom? No wonders there's sperm all over the wall!

by SigmaSlang June 22, 2025