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wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
mugGet the wave a friend off to the coastmug.

Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
mugGet the Jacking off and eating popsiclesmug.

call off my phone

To leave some one alone. To forget the person. Not blow up someone’s phone with calls, notifications, messages, etcetera miss me
Guy: call off my phone girl.

Girl: why?
Guy: cause I’m done with you
by Nncmjo January 21, 2018
mugGet the call off my phonemug.

Nerk off kipper

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.
I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away
by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024
mugGet the Nerk off kippermug.

OFFS

Used mainly for work
A response to someone else’s stupidity
Sarcasm used when you don’t have time to explain something to anyone
“Hey can you speed up the line?”
“OFFS”
by Doug Wilson November 18, 2019
mugGet the OFFSmug.

Jill off

You cum all over yourself
Ooops accidently jill off all over myself
by Ttryhfjiihff January 19, 2020
mugGet the Jill offmug.

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