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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
mugGet the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.

get away driver

A guy that help a theif or bad guys to drive them away when they do something bad...
A get away driver just help those theifs get away!
by Yo man that is Yo January 9, 2018
mugGet the get away drivermug.

To get Vladed

A term in curling when a players misses their shot against all off and laws of physics to end up with a better shot.
Oh damn, you are about to get Vladed!
by KForts February 3, 2024
mugGet the To get Vladedmug.

getting back into someones life

communicatng or attempting to reach out to a person
getting back into someones life is similair to apologizing
by didicostine October 7, 2018
mugGet the getting back into someones lifemug.

Get Up Off That Jucie

Stop with your bullshit, lieing, or kidding. Orginated at Fayetteville State University(North Carolina) by freshmen in Harris Hall.
Yo I just saw that dude?
--GET UP OFF THAT JUCIE! For real?
by TeamHunnies December 7, 2010
mugGet the Get Up Off That Juciemug.

get wet

1:imma go get wet
1c/hild:ayo wtafdyefm man
1: im going for a shower dirty-mided person
1c: o o k
by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023
mugGet the get wetmug.

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