Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019

Hot Air Balloon

The hot air balloon is when you fart in someone’s mouth, they swallow said fart, and then due to the laws of physics that hot air rises, one must do a handstand in order for the fart that has been digested to make an expedited movement to the recipients colon. At this point it may be ejected forcefully onto or into the other partner, or into the room.

Trevor told me he did the hot air balloon with his girl last night.

by sherwinre November 9, 2019

hot feet

The opposite of "cold feet" i.e. someone who is tryna get wed.

Have you seen Elise lately? She is hunting for a husband, she's got hot feet.

by Passwordisincorrect November 9, 2019

hot dog

if you call someone a hot dog thats meaning there steamy

your a hot dog

by isliponcheess November 10, 2019

Hot California Mayo

Cum that's been basking in the sun.

It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo

by NutzHandler November 10, 2019

Hot Boy Syndrome

N; The withdrawal after seeing a hot boy (usually while traveling) and knowing you will almost definitely never see him again

Omg that guy at the rest stop is totally going to give me Hot Boy Syndrome...

by Bitty bae November 11, 2019

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019