Yolk face

After a sexual act, taking your hands and balling up one placing it on their head then smack top of that hand with other. This is the egg breaking, open the balled up hand to mimic hold running out of egg.

I gave her a yolk face as a thank you

by Oliver Fisch September 5, 2025

square face cat

A person that has a square face when they cry. there cry sounds like a cat as in (square face cat)

(Cecil)- “holy fok lena your right big ”
(Lena)- “no I’m not stop saying that”

(Cecil)- “you’re big as fuck”

(Lena) - cries and sounds like a cat and makes a funny face when she cries (square face cat).

by Bumblebeetuna April 14, 2024

Slappa da face

When you orgasm in your hand and slap your woman across the face.

Yo that girl just got slappa da faced.

by Slappa da face November 18, 2020

face bra

Covid mask.

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Coco Pop Face

When someone who is EXTREMELY pale is covered in lots of freckles to make their face look as if it was a bowl of milk and coco pops

Abbie: You have loads of freckles and ur very pale
Laura: I know, I have a coco pop face

by iwannaskrtttttohellll March 27, 2019

Imp Face

A term used to describe someone with an ugly, troll-like face.

That dude over there is such an imp face, just look at him! He's hideous!

by Sirberlinnh June 11, 2017

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014