dick curtain

a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.

"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"

"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"

by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020

Sun Dick

adjective - when an Indian, usually native American, overestimate the amount of vitamin D their D can take.

My Mohican friend went to a tanning salon for too long and got a mad case of sun dick.

by Squirky Jimbers July 22, 2020

Dick Royale

When you get a Fortnite Victory Royale so good, you bust a nut on your PS4 controller.

Last night I got 5 Dick Royale's. You would not believe the clean up. I even have a sticky trigger.

by Egm2g15 August 2, 2020

Dick Depository

A person who is frequently getting dicked down by a number of people at an alarmingly high frequency - so much so that this person almost always has a dick inside them.

Did hear about Chill's mom? She had sex with at least 20 people today, that lady is a real dick depository.

by WindBoner August 4, 2020

sabre dick

A penis which has a distinctive curve back towards the navel of its owner. Any name for an erection can be substituted for dick, the sabre part is what defines it.

Jenny “I love to fuck guys with a sabre dick - I know it’ll hit my G-spot in missionary.”

by TiçãoSabreDick August 5, 2020

Donnies dick

A beer pong formation; a backwards triangle, resembling an inverted penis and balls. Named after Donivon Irving.

Can I get a donnies dick?

by Cef199 August 6, 2020

Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

by Zapgourley August 9, 2020