Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 09, 2018

hobbing off

A slang term taking on the meaning of any sexual act and is derived from the last name "Hobbs".

John: Hey Alex, stop hobbing off over there!

by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008

Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise

"Hey man, Stop cooning off!"

by fwjakko April 25, 2024

Belting off

Belting off is the equivalent of when a man is jerking off, as in "Taking off their belt" in a way.

"I was belting off earlier" -John

"What the fuck." -Stranger on the street

by AngryOrganism July 25, 2024

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 02, 2024

Get these ‘fits off.

This is a phrase to describe someone with drip/someone who is stylish and can pull outfits off aka “get ‘fits off”.

One thing about her, she gon get these ‘fits off.

by G love April 27, 2025

Baked off my Roger!

When one is extremely "High"

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!

by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 27, 2010