“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
by Stew&theJew May 2, 2018
Get the the sawed offmug. When a person gives you a fax number to call when he or she doesn't want to give you their real phone number
by Slade Enanian November 11, 2009
Get the faxed offmug. When you’re in jail and miss mandatory workout so they force you to do around 300-500 squats up the stairs
If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
by Fucku niggerlover November 14, 2023
Get the Broken offmug. A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.
by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017
Get the Lumberjacking Offmug. by JerrysWords May 4, 2025
Get the Blew the doors offmug. A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"
"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"
"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."
"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."
by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024
Get the Burting Offmug. Based on a June 22, 2013 internet news story where a Peruvian woman was caught on surveillance video assaulting her husband's alleged mistress and then throwing the alleged mistress off a 20 foot cliff. According to the report, the younger woman was not killed in the fall but did sustain some injuries in which she sought treatment at a local hospital.
by BlkRaven2u June 23, 2013
Get the Bitch Off A Cliffmug.