pulled-a-paul

pulled-a-paul

1. An embarrassing poorly conceived comment, jest or social gaffe one immediately regrets.

•Wow, Carl really pulled-a-paul today at work with that off-color comment regarding coitus with amputees.

•John pulled-a-paul just now. I hope he stops making jokes about full-blown aids, ugly breasts and lauding the benefits of Bronie hentai.

by atomicsushi August 1, 2012

Pulled a "300"

verb: the act of having sex with a female doggy style, and as the man reaches his peak, screams out "This is Sparta" followed by pulling out and pushing the the girl's head into the headboard or drywall by pushing her ass abutply with his foot.

Friend 1: What was that sick move you pulled on Melissa last week that put her in the hospital?

Friend 2: I Pulled a "300" on her. The funny part was trying to explain that to the police for the domestic report.

by QuesodillaFD August 17, 2012

Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".

Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"

by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

pull a donald

if a girl wants to have the relationship talk and you just want to have a good time with her, close your eyes and pretend that you are sleeping

Girl: Donald!!! I love you so much!!! I really want to be with you...

just pull a donald, and go to slepp:

zzz... zzz... zzz...

by luda28 November 30, 2011

pulled by a portrack

1. In summary, a Long walk home, which you don't find out till you're nearly back at the pullee's abode.

Here mate, we were out the other night and Mitch got pulled by a portrack. He ended up having to do a 30 odd mile walk of shame.

by The Hooded Claw. December 5, 2011

Pull a Michael

Yelling "WATCH THIS!" and chest bumping a glass window, thus falling through and almost dying

"Hey bro, I think im gonna go Pull a Michael on that window."

by Treyski December 5, 2011

Pull a Travis

When someone take PTO(Paid Time Off) at the last minute for silly reasons.

"Uh, I gotta take some PTO, I forgot to feed my dogs."

Its so nice out today, I think I'm going to pull a Travis.

by PK Killer December 16, 2011