Andrew Pelisk 

1) A nickname for Bill Plaschke, a sports columnist at the Times since 1996.

2) Often abbreviated as "Peli" or "The big bear"

3) To "pull a Peli" is to stay up all night and sleep all day

1) You're just waking up now? It's 9pm. You're such an Andrew Pelisk. Just "pull a Peli", let's start drinking"

Andrew Pelisk by paynetrain123 December 3, 2009

Acute Penial Disorder 

The disorder of a small penis.

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.

Acute Penial Disorder by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011

aggressive-penial-thrusts

when a woman puts her mouth on a man's cock and thrusts repeatedly

God my aggressive-penial-thrusts i used last night might of killed that whore.

aggressive-penial-thrusts by alexandraswartzsuckscock January 18, 2012

blake pekish

gay nigger

he is such a blake pekish!

blake pekish by gusthebus59 February 25, 2015

The Peni-Copter

While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.

"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."

The Peni-Copter by GayUnicornAaron June 5, 2019

Elongated Penas 

A Phrase That Is Shouted Out At Random (Mostly By Santa Claus) That Refers To Someone Or Something Penis Or Penises.

"Elongated Penas. OOOHHH YEAH!"

Elongated Penas by TobyTheGemmyGuy March 18, 2020

The pen is mightier than the sword 

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

The pen is mightier than the sword by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020