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Toilet Push Up

The act of entering a public restroom stall to perform a set of covert push ups, with the intent of getting as swole as possible before removing one's shirt for a social function.
Brett entered the Wrigley Field stall to bust out a quick set of toilet push ups so he could look as yolked as possible for the women in the bleachers.
by Rheebs November 18, 2018
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gamers rise up

The battle cry of gamers all around the globe to stand up and no longer be subjected to harsh and authoritarian treatment from society.
Today mom had dad beat me 200 times with a belt for using her credit card to buy in-game skins. The fact that we care that much about monetary possessions says a lot about our society. Gamers Rise Up!!
by HellBoy2077 October 23, 2018
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blowing up the toilet

When someone craps so hard in the toilet it creates a stench to the equivalent or worse than a stink bomb.
Everybody had more than two plates of Thanksgiving dinner. You know they gonna be blowing up the toilet.
by phunnymann January 21, 2016
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pop-up

get hard, become erect, refers to a penis
pick up line:
"Hey baby why dont you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"
by Lila January 17, 2004
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Dough me up

It means to suck me dry. Or by means of a dictionary, "To suck one dry"
by beannigga April 3, 2008
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the grown-ups are talking

An overly derogatory and condescending way of telling someone that their input in a given conversation is childish and/or uneducated and will not heighten the level of intelligence in the discussion.

Also is used when one is short-tempered and unwilling to deal with more than one person in a heated discussion.
Person 1: What country do you think is the most technologically advanced in the world?

Person 2: Well Japan has to be in the top three - if not the number one most advanced in the world.

Person 3: Somalia's gotta be up there too.

Person 2: Okay, the grown-ups are talking. Just stand over there.
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Husband: I can't believe you cheated on me with my best friend!

Wife: Well, I wasn't thinking straight and he's always there for me.

Husband's best friend: I am around a lot.

Husband: Jesus Christ, the grown-ups are talking! Go the fuck away.
by ScottyV89 July 10, 2010
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