face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.
there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.
by brimith June 14, 2007
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minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.
Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."
by SarahADowney March 30, 2021
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high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.
Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?
by JRizzle2016 February 05, 2020
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Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match
by Matt Windle poet March 07, 2021
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Poony Face

Like queer,fag, doosh,etc.
by Selinier October 03, 2009
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hot in the face

someone who is "hot in the face" has an attractive face. This leaves aside the question whether they have a hot body or hot personality.
Lex Fridman is hot in the face -Dasha Nekrasova
by yeah buddy 2020 March 18, 2023
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