Butt snuggies

When two people put their asses together and one person has inserted mentors in their colon and the other has inserted cola in their colon. They then proceed to put their asses together to make a diarrhea explosion

Maria and her friend butt snuggies soo hard last weekend

by atom smash December 30, 2022

Butt Server

A Man or Woman who is involved with the solicitation of their posterior for money, drugs, or social status. A backhand way of accusing an individual that he or she is a; slut, whore, hooker, manwhore, or gigolo.

Sam: Hey man, I'm really looking for some ass tonight but can't close on anything here.
Nick: You should call a butt server then.
Sam: Good point. Can I get the number? I know you have it saved.

by AndyBoBandy98 January 9, 2023

butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Butt Palm

When the toilet paper sticks to your balls, and your hand keeps going and you end up whiping your ass with your palm.

Damn.. that paper in the Porta john gave me a butt palm.

by Kezalex July 5, 2023

butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole used to be inserted into the anus for maximum penetration. Typically used with and or by a partner. The length of the pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity and is most commonly used by closeted straight men. You probably know many of these men.

John picked up a male hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.

by Likemadick July 7, 2023

butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.

John picked up a hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.

by Likemadick July 7, 2023