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What is the word for the escape after the wedding? Damn’t Anniversary Zero
Damn’t Sharon, I can’t remember what it’s called. What are they doing after the wedding? Anniversary Zero!
by Randomness3.14 January 28, 2024
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Fake Zero

Content that feels so deep-faked, staged, or perfectly aligned with satire that your brain refuses to accept it’s real—until it absolutely is.

Usage:
• When reality feels faker than fiction.
• The moment you second-guess authenticity, only to realize truth is stranger than a meme.

Origin:
Born in the era of deepfakes and AI-generated chaos, Fake Zero captures our collective disbelief when reality outperforms the best CGI.

Baudrillard who?
“Did you see that Mark Zuckerberg clip? I thought it was some high-budget deepfake, but turns out it’s a total Fake Zero.”
by Lefrancais January 09, 2025
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"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking
by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
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Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.
"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"
by Brewing_Archangel October 06, 2020
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zero or-g

An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station
We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!
by laserswordofdeath +3 February 26, 2016
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zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
by SlangarangThang February 15, 2024
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Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.
I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.
by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021
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