Zach

Zach is a badass, Zach likes to cause trouble, and Zach is very scary. He is not your average person, he destroys anything in his way and often cusses like a sailor. He is fuckin shredded, and if he isn’t then he is still scary.

Guy 1:Shit dude it’s Zach look away
Guy 2: He saw me dude I’m scared
Guy 1: Your gonna get your shit kicked in man Zach doesn’t play around

by Ballersatchel October 28, 2020

Zach

A Kind Tall Strong male who sucks mad cock but in a fully platonic way.

yo can you get zach im feeling a bit full rn

by zuesX28 November 3, 2020

Zach

Has Choking kink

OMG he did a Zach

by lmfao00000000000000000 January 13, 2021

Zach

The leader of the frat. Zach is a guy who is a fuckin rager. He is always down to party and is the ultimate milf puller. He will steal your girl without even try and don’t even think of taking his girl because he could beat your ass. Zach is fucking yolked as well.

“Damn is that Zach the guy with a big dick?”

“Oh my gosh Zach your so hot”

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Zach Minutes

Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.

"He said like, idk, 5 minutes." " Yeah but zach minutes tho"

by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021

Zach

When someone steals your kill in a video game.

"Dude did you seriously just Zach my kill?!"

by Sir_SleepSword February 13, 2021

Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.

Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.

by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021